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owlmylove:

therewerestarsintheireyes:

so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

read it here:

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

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That awkward moment when you realize that you are a fornicating, drug-addicted(lol, cause caffeine) Evolutionist. 

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misotrashy:

knitmeapony:

ONE TWEET. THIS FIT IN ONE TWEET. IF YOU FUCK IT UP YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE.

So much of this. 

An apology is NOT “I’m sorry BUT here’s why I’m totally in the right and think I did nothing wrong.”

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neil-gaiman:

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sarajevomoja:

talk about perspective. shit.

Fucking hell.

I remember the first time I saw a map of Africa to scale. My jaw dropped.

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officialhydra:

fuzzykitty01:

staff:

Hail Hydra

staff no

Staff yes

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surisburnbook:

Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka got married over the weekend in Italy. Gideon wore a top hat, because he’s just that kind of guy, and acted as the “orange boy,” according to wedding guest Kelly Ripa:

"Harper was going to be the flower girl and Gideon was going to be the ring bearer, and he said, ‘I don’t want to be the ring bearer!’ And they said, ‘OK, well, what do you want to be?’ And he said, ‘I want to be the orange boy.’ And he passed out oranges to everybody as he came down the aisle. He came up with it on his own. He had his little tux and his top hat and he was passing out oranges. Later on during the night, we were dancing I said to him, ‘Look, Gideon, I saved your orange because I’m going to keep it forever. And he goes, ‘Oh, you shouldn’t! It’s so delicious!’”

Somehow this family makes pretentious look cute, and it’s extremely frustrating.

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iwriteaboutfeminism:

Will Darren Wilson ever be arrested?

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merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"

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"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"

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"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"

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"i can’t-"

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dracze:

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megg33k:

laceyandthegreatpumpkin:

alfredknot:

Is it possible to be a fan of a fandom?

Reblog every time

I love this so fucking much

I’m not even in this fandom

I made a tumblr to reblog this gif.  Life complete.

ALWAYS REBLOG WATER TRIBE SWAG

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